Hello! So you know what’s also awesome about having a knack for poetry? You can do awesome parodies to songs! So my older sister Writefury suggested that I do a parody to this song and I’m a sucker for doing parodies so you know I had to. 😛
This is the song.
And these are my lyrics! ;P
No Goats Allowed, Sprinklesquink
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No goats allowed tonight
No goats allowed tonight
Their milk’s not tasty but it’s creamy white
No goats allowed tonight
No goats allowed
All of my life I’ve avoided goats all I can
I hate goats you need to understand
A goat bit me in the deep dark past
If they head butt you then you’ll need a cast
No goats allowed tonight
No goats allowed
No goats allowed here
Now it’s time to for them to disappear
Goats don’t deserve a happy ending
All my life I’ve avoided goats all I can
I hate goats you need to understand
These goat-phantoms are real
Hug yourself while you can feel
No goats allowed tonight
No goats allowed tonight
So show them the door
Or the window will do fine
Use their horns as coat hooks
Get them out while you have time
Just tell them it’s over
No goats allowed
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And there you have it! Did it make you laugh? What was your favorite verse?
Comment!
~Sprinklesquink~
Crazy Sprinkle Horse 
Whaaa . . . ookay. Goats don’t deserve a happy ending?? Horns as COAT HOOKS?!! But the GOATS! haha 😀
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yeah, I actually think that goats are cute but was trying to stick to the original lyrics as much as possible so ‘no goats allowed’ had to be somewhat against them. ;P
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Haha, got it! Yes, goats are adorable.
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;P
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so funny my favorite line was “so show them the door or the window will do fine”
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Yeah, my dad liked that one too! ;P
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I also like ” Their milks not good but its creamy white.”
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HAHAHAHa
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