No Ghosts Allowed Parody

Hello! So you know what’s also awesome about having a knack for poetry? You can do awesome parodies to songs! So my older sister Writefury suggested that I do a parody to this song and I’m a sucker for doing parodies so you know I had to. 😛

This is the song.

And these are my lyrics! ;P

No Goats Allowed, Sprinklesquink

No goats allowed tonight

No goats allowed tonight

Their milk’s not tasty but it’s creamy white

No goats allowed tonight

No goats allowed

 

All of my life I’ve avoided goats all I can

I hate goats you need to understand

A goat bit me in the deep dark past

If they head butt you then you’ll need a cast

No goats allowed tonight

No goats allowed

 

No goats allowed here

Now it’s time to for them to disappear

Goats don’t deserve a happy ending

All my life I’ve avoided goats all I can

I hate goats you need to understand

These goat-phantoms are real

Hug yourself while you can feel

 

No goats allowed tonight

No goats allowed tonight

So show them the door

Or the window will do fine

Use their horns as coat hooks

Get them out while you have time

Just tell them it’s over

No goats allowed

And there you have it! Did it make you laugh? What was your favorite verse?

Comment!

~Sprinklesquink~

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